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The End Of The World : Take
Your Pick
YOUR
NEW REALITY
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
So living in nerve-frying fear of catastrophic global warming
just doesn't do it for you?
I know, you really want to believe the end is nigh, but you find
corporate greenism hollow and annoying and kinda creepy, and you've
noticed it actually seems to be getting colder, that is glacial,
instead of warmer.
Don't despair for your lack of despair. Discover
Magazine has put together a big fat list of 20
Ways The World Could End. Global warming looks like a doddle
compared to some of these mega-destruction scenarios and population
depleters.
So no longer do you have to cling to your faint faith in catastrophic
climate change or the biblical Apocalypse just to fit in with
offices and neighbourhoods full of doom lovers, not when you have
these alternatives to choose from :
Rogue Black Holes!
Gamma Ray Bursts!
Giant Solar Flares!
Earth's Magnetic Field Reverses!
Total Ecosystem Collapse!
Biotech Disaster Spreads Unstoppable Mutant Weeds!
Aliens Invade And Frag Hostile Humanity For Good Of The Universe!
(Article continues below)
Here's my favourite : Mass
Insanity!
Gregory Stock, a biophysicist at
the University of California at Los Angeles, believes medical
science will soon allow people to live to be 200 or older. If
such an extended life span becomes common, it will pose unfathomable
social and psychological challenges. Perhaps 200 years of accumulated
sensations will overload the human brain, leading to a new kind
of insanity or fostering the spread of doomsday cults, determined
to reclaim life's endpoint.
And so the anti-immortality 'It's
Time To Die' movement was born...
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INFOWARS:
BECAUSE THERE'S A WAR ON FOR YOUR MIND
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