Fox News bigot Bill O'Reilly took time on his "factor"
last night to call music legend Willie Nelson a "pinhead"
for supporting 9/11 truth, while declaring himself the ultimate
patriot for being able to guess football scores.
In his cutting edge segment entitled "Pinheads
and Patriots" O'Reilly first took time to extol the virtues
of his own fierce patriotism.
"I, your humble correspondent, am the Patriot
tonight" O'Reilly blathered, managing to squeeze two gross
fictions into one short sentence.
While the words "Islam" and "hate
filled rhetoric" scrolled across the bottom of the screen,
a seemingly permanent fixture on Fox News, O'Reilly paraded a
picture of his own face with the word "Patriot!" written
underneath it, so as not to further confuse his geriatric audience.
And what is it that makes O'Reilly the country's
greatest patriot at this time? That's right, he has predicted
the winners of the Superbowl no less than five times running.
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"I have the longest winning streak in the country"
O'Reilly proudly announced. "So in the Superbowl predicting
category, I'm a Patriot", he continued.
What does that even mean?
In the twisted backwards spinning world of Fox News
the ability to predict sports results now apparently makes you
a patriot. Forget Thomas Jefferson, forget George Washington,
forget Thomas Paine, after all how many Superbowls did those guys
Never mind the fact that O'Reilly spews freedom
hating lies and corporate dictated propaganda every day, the country
should be proud of him and his ability to correctly make a 50/50
guess five times on the trot.
O'Reilly then declared musical legend Willie Nelson
a "pinhead", declaring "The seventy four year old
singer counts himself among the 9/11 conspiracy nuts".
1. a person who loves, supports, and defends his or her country
and its interests with devotion.
2. a person who regards himself or herself as a defender, esp.
of individual rights, against presumed interference by the federal
1. the head of a pin.
2. something very small or insignificant.
3. Slang. a stupid person; nitwit.
We report, you decide: Which category would you
put Fox News reporter Bill O'Reilly in and which would you put
Americana icon and country music legend Willie Nelson in?